Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
NoShamevember. You game?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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