Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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