I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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