next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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