I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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