Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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