I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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