Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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