addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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