i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The chlamydia really affected his face.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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