i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Randomize
