I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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