There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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