I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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