I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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