Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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