i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
