just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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