You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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