Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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