Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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