im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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