Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
