If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
