I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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