What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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