We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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