so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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