The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
North Korea, Best Korea!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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