Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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