What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Church boner. Awkwardddd
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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