I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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