He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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