Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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