the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
found the other keg... it's in the tree
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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