I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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