Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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