You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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