Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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