I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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