Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I could fuck to npr.
I love you. Go after that dick
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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