The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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