the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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