Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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