I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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