Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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