If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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