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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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