The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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