it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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